Keeping up with everything.

i here in the midst of my bio studying to breath a sigh of relief.

i wont be seeing certain annoying people EVER again, namely
1)certain annoying people who flirt like nobody’s business.
2)certain annoying people who talk about DOTA all day long in english class
3)certain annoying people who STRUT around like hes the forking king of the world
4)certain annoying people who talk like they know everything about jack and penny
5)certain annoying people who dont understand that they know everything about jack and penny is BECAUSE they stayed back a year doing english.
6)certain annoying people who keep singing gay ass songs everywhere they walk like some heavenly king of pop
7)certain annoying people who walk around the library 24/7 doing everything else but studying
certain annoying people who sit in the library with his books open but with his eyes on every girl that walks past
9)certain annoying people who make gay ass jokes and be the only one to laugh at it.
10) certain annoying people who wear hawaii looking clothes trying to look and act like a surfer dude when in reality hes broadcasting to the world-”look at me!i’m a jackass!”

by now those of you who are in MUFY would probably be thinking…MUFY people that bad MEH?and those of you who are not in MUFY must be thinking good lord MUFY must suck.

but remarkably and amazingly, astonishingly these ‘certain people’ is just one person.

those who know me well enough, enough said.cheers.

ok this is rather erm..delayed but anyhoo…i have pictures from our last day of college!well, more like last studying day i guess but still the same thing.okok…i’ll have a run-by commentary of this thing okay?

 

this pic wasnt really the last day of college- but we finally have a decent picture of marcus instead of the one of him posing(FREAKING POSER!!) in friendster, so i put it up for everyone to admire…such a good friend i am yesyes.

okie dokies- moving on..we have a pretty weird picture of tjiawen.nice smile though, we took this in english with my Sony Ericsson S700i.(nows the time you go and curse me for having such a kick ass phone)

 

she looks more tan right?or maybe its the hair, i recall Max saying something about the effects of hair dye and making-your-skin-appear-more-tanned.

then we have Yao chukion.this was taken in the library, where i was quietly studying with jeff when she came to annouce this brilliant piece of news to me-

‘ YOW KEAT! i dropped my phone in the tooilet bowl……’

PLOP(you know what i’m talking bout jeff =P) 

and the best thing was she flushed it too =/one would almost wonder if she wanted to do it intentionally to get a new phone…=P

hmm…this was taken somewhere after lunch i think?we just somehow got into a photographing frenzy.so not wanting to miss out the fun, i whipped out my Sony Ericsson S700i, gave it to fredrick and requested him to take photos of us!so there it is, Jeny, me, chukion and honfaai

 

and this is like the ultimate guys…another picture of marcus and jess…the heavenly couple.remember in my earlier post on marcus’s birthday, where i featured a pic of him and jess awkwardly standing together?well get a load of THIS!

 

Fuiyo!bastard must be damn happy already la, hands wrapped around her somemore!*wink wink*

okay i’m lazy now so i’ll continue the pictures erm….after my finals are done*eek!*

words of wisdom from the wise one-

‘you know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black and the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese.’

ARGH DAMN YOU GOONERS!

you didnt deserve even the flying cloth things hanging from the FA cup!you created practically ZILCH chances during the game!oh god Van Nistelroy what the phuck were you doing!?

if i was ferguson i would have put in Alan Smith LONG time ago i dont understand why they didnt play him!you GOONERS fans out there, you guys won BY CHANCE.after extensive studying on probability this term, penalty kicks are just basicaly a game of chance!so all you guys did was win a STUPID little GAMBLE!it will not affect us in anyway because MANCESTER UNITED will stand strong!we will do the double over you next season, kick you out in the FA and league cup next season at the finals with a paul scholes bicyle kick at 90:01 minutes where we will win 1:nil!

we will met you in the champions league final.on our way to the final we will defeat chelsea barca and AC.you ARSEnals will get through because in the quaterfinals,you play CSK Moscow, the in the semis you played inter and lose but will go through because a fan of yours suicide bombs the whole inter team,and in the finals we will beat you with roy carroll scoring on the 2nd minute with a goal kick- it flies with so much power that it smacks lehman on the head and the ball crashes into goal along with his whole body…SO THERE!

oh yea and Lehmans smacks his head on the goal post and goe into a coma.when he wakes up he will jump at anything thats round and moves.

oh yea and arsene wengers nose will suffer a tumour- it’ll grow so big that he’ll need a retort stand to prop it up.

Viera will go to Real Madrid…only to be confined to the subs bench because Gravesen is too good for him and so he is sold to parma for 500,000….US dollars.

marcus’s birthday was on the 18th- but because of exams and such, i couldnt do this entry until, erm, now.=) hope you dont mind.

it was after chemistry and we were hungry like hell.i whispered to chu kion..where the heck is the cake??and she said..”Coming!!”marcus, oblivious to everything dragged me to get lunch.

as we sat together eating lunch, suddenly ping(or is it bing?) hong dragged Junni over and made her sit next to Marcus. at that point i was thinking…shit cakes coming and i havent finished my fried rice.the next moment-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MARCUSANDJUNNI,
yadayada you know the rest

marcus blushed crimson as we were singing as loud as we could-after setting down the cakes and making them blow their candles, we gave them their specially customised cards-

wonder if marcus DOES look like that.. 

i know somebody would be real happy if marcus had that body*sly grin*

after that we proceeded by giving them their presents-

marcus opens his present… 

marcus got-

THAT says ‘BLOW HERE’ 

and

it says…touch if you dare 

jess PERSONALLY got him a present too- some cologeneand we made them stand together to take photos=P they looked so AWKWARD…so cute haha

awwww 

we made marcus ‘put on’ the underwear(yea its underwear if you havent noticed till now)and everyone with cameras started snapping photos..imagine having like 5 cameras aimed shamelessly at your crotch..

oh yea hes the man! 

the came the cake- it was pretty good not too heavy, just nicei think-good choice whoever bought it.

marcus refused to put on that pink Girdano shirt we got him- Eric moved in, grabbed some cake(cream?) and wiped it on his perfectly white Body Glove shirt.(HAHA!)
cursing, he grabbed the shirt and ran into the toilet to change.ahh…no exclusive footage from the men’s loo itself-

PINK! 

i think the pink shirt has some curse in it marcus went gay after he put it on-

ahem… 

PIMP DADDY 

SPOILER ALERT

wednesday.

2100hrs

18/05/05

*imperial march plays*

long ago,in a galaxy far away…

yea ok enough with that crap..i watched STAR WARS!!that show i give a 8/10 it was fittingly done by the revered George Lucas^^

this episode centers on Anakin and his ascent to the title of Lord Vader, the fall of the Jedi , rise of the Sith, and the birth of the Jedi twins luke and Leia.the movie was really sad- i never expected tears to swell up in my eyes- especially after i read the book beforehand and i knew what was coming.but the sight of the jedi younglings being mercilessly slaughtered by the clone troopers, padme crying, mace windu in agony after him arm got sliced by anakin, the jedi masters just being cut down one by one by the blaster shots and Obi-wan shouting ” You were the chosen one!” was simply..too much too bear.the Anakin-obiwan duel KICKED MAJOR ASS.

however the movie does have its short comings though. i facied the duel’s between Anakin and Dooku was WAY too short, as was the one between Obiwan and Grevious.Grevious looked really gay, coughing all the time like some half dead ass.the duel between Sidious and Yoda was really gay cuz it was all CGI…Sidous looked more like a black piece of jelly with a florecent red light sticking out of it than Sidous- Lord Sith.

and we get to see chewbacca!!major coolness.

and the droids were cute!picture this- a trade federation droid sees Artoo and goes stupid astrodroid and kicks it hard in a chipmunkie voice.

later guys..may the force be with you.

(ok yea that was gay)

my results so far in MUFY- HD in english bio and maths.probably a D coming for chem. however these high distictions are of no big deal, cuz i barely scraped pass the 80% point. And on top of that my chemistry stinks too.

yea sure i only need 265 to get into my bachelor of science but hey..personal pride is at stake here!somehow i need to get and 80% average or above for my overall with finals included- which is a score of around 320 and above.

which isnt easy after doing some quick dwiddling with my calculator- i found out that our internal marks actually bring about almost nothing as compared to the finals.which means i have to be getting 85 at the bare minimum for my HD subjects and for chem- at least 95.

and i am left with 10 days to ponder on how to do just that.

hi guys..i was feeling bored so lets play a lil game shall we?

now lets see…what are the similarities between a F1 car and a school bus?

anyone?anyone?

….no one?

lemme tell you..there is ONE similarity!yes….one!

they drive at the same speed.well at least most malaysian buses do.just moments ago while i was driving near SS2 this huge school bus was driving at at least 90km/hr(ok mayb not as fast as an F1 car but you get the picture)and worst of all he was swerving in and out like some freaking street racer.these people utterly DISGUST me.i mean hello??you’re a SCHOOL bus driver which means you’re in charge of the lil student likes around you, all 40 to 50 of them.Heck if you wanna drive like a drunk fuck and kill yourself then by all means go ahead but NOT, certainly NOT when you are in charge of other children’s lives.freaking irresponsible.very disappointing.but then again…i guess he has a good excuse–

this is MALAYSIA LA!

hon faai, marcus and i were going to this seminar in a big building in goodness knows where.after the seminar, we met jess and ben(for some reason).all of a sudden, it started raining really heavily and the building felt like it was shaking and shaking.

afraid, i led everyone downstairs and into another building where we met jian hua and tjia wen.it was just outside the lobby and there were those guard railings around.drenched in rainwater, i heard a distant rumbling sound.turning around, i saw my greatest fear- a huge towering tsunami was bearing down on us, ben turned to me and asked- what do we do? looking around, i shouted- BRACE YOURSELVES! and grabbed hold of the guard railings as tight as i could.the roar of the waves resonanted in my ears and-

i woke up.

yea..it was a nightmare.in my afternoon nap.so more like noonmare.almost 5 months after it had happened and now it has returned to haunt me…tsunami.the thing that made me wonder was why my college friends were in it.mayb it was cuz i hadnt seen them for almost a week now…

anyway i’m back in college today so no worries,my studying has to begin today for the finals….ganbatei!

hi hi guys sorry so sorry that i havent been updating recent;y, yea i know its the holidays but seriously i think of all the holidays i’ve had this is like the busiest i had so far!lets list down the stuff that i have done so far.

1.finally got my car sprayed and i added some nice extra touches to it ^^
2.went for the premier of Kingdom of Heaven…beautiful show, for once orlando bloom wasnt a pretty boy.
3.watched series of unfortunate events and i’ve started reading the series too and it was superb.
4.i STUDIED!
5.celebrated liverpool’s victory =P
6.and erm…bought a new wallet!
7. repaired my bicycle so that i can now EXERCISE AND LOST THAT GUT